I never thought I would make it to 60 years old considering the extremely wild, crazy and bizarre life I’ve lived. Scandal, headlines, Stern (when people listened) FOX News, books, magazine articles. Not to mention the lawsuits, dead bodies, sex tapes and mobsters, strip club mischief on a level nobody would ever believe. The main …
Portrait Of A Pedophile – For the past few weeks the world has gasped with shock and disgust over the HBO documentary “Leaving Neverland”. Yes it’s disgusting, but shocking? Hardly. In 2004 I wrote the below article about the former perv of pop Michael Jackson while the creep was still alive. “If it quacks like …
It may only be the middle of February, but the Irish inside me is already smelling the flowing pints of midMarch Guinness! Living for some time in Monaghan, Ireland (A small village where the republic meets the North), I will admit I still don’t taste a difference between American and Irish Guinness. They both taste …
The flu…. Every year around this time it knocks me on my ass. It doesn’t matter where I am or what I’m doing. My schedule and commitments mean nothing. The flu doesn’t give a shit. So here I am, trying to say something about New Jersey nightlife, the excitement of our 7 year anniversary or …
2019… Amazing. I did my first celebrity interview in 1990 with Sinead O’Connor. I sold it to a small local penny saver for $25.00 and a byline. Over 3,000 stories later here I am, only now I’m the publisher of Metropolis Nights and a father of a wee girl. My how the times have changed. …
It’s always a little weird for me to design a Christmas/ Holiday issue when it’s October… But here we are. By the time this issue is in your hands or on your phone or desktop it will be almost Thanksgiving and that means stress. So much stress. Family fights, traffic, crappy weather and early darkness …
Some One Someone came knocking At my wee, small door; Someone came knocking, I’m sure—sure—sure; I listened, I opened, I looked to left and right, But nought there was a-stirring In the still dark night; Only the busy beetle Tap-tapping on the wall, Only from the forest The screech-owl’s call, Only the cricket whistling While …
READ US ONLINE: issue.com/metropolisnights ADVERTISING INQUIRIES: Please call 201-873-3874 or visit our website at www.metnights.com Remembering 9/11 The Jumpers You see me suspended in space-time as I’m passing the 89th floor Falling headlong, my form is impressive. Sadly, no one will be holding up scores. Just moments ago I was standing at a Morton’s …
WELCOME TO METROPOLIS NIGHTS ADVERTISING INQUIRIES: Please call 201-873-3874 or visit our website at www.metnights.com This is what I would like to say to those NFL players who choose to kneel during our National Anthem…. Fuck you.
I recently lost my father. We didn’t get along the last year of his life and like so many children of parents you always think there’s time. There wasn’t. I wrote the following letter to him because we hadn’t talked in so long I just couldn’t get up the courage to call him. I hear …
